Google Ads = Masturbation, ie No-One Admits To Doing It
It's a "theory" born in a pub with some mates quite some time ago and I think it now deserves to see the light of day. Here it is in full:
Clicking on a Google Ad is much like masturbation.
If you ask anyone if they do either they immediately respond, "No way!" or, "Never have!". However there is a very large and thriving porn industry that primarily exists to satisfy people who masturbate. Likewise, Google make almost all of their considerable profits through advertising.
Someone, somewhere is doing it ...
I've clicked on google ads when they've been relevant to my search. Mostly when I'm trying to find where to buy something. On the other hand, I don't think I've clicked a banner ad more than once or twice, and that would have been when they first appeared on hotwired.com.
ReplyDeleteWhat if you click on your Google Ads - is that even worse?
ReplyDeleteWe use them, but very measured in our approach. We know how much works, and how much spend results in them not working...
ReplyDeleteHere's some research we did:
http://julian101.com/2007/09/google-marketing-pitfalls/
and this:
http://julian101.com/2007/10/free-marketing-vs-google-adwords/
That second link shows a document you can download of our analysis over a year and paints a grim picture of Adwords - Becoming less effective and more expensive.
Julian: Thanks for the links. I don't think anyone really believes that they don't work (complete opposite in fact) but more that you can never seemingly find anyone that is an ad-clicker.
ReplyDeleteMore a comment on human life than Google AdWords, or indeed on masturbation.
Stuart: Clicking on your AdWords would be blurring the boundaries between the two themes of this posting ;-)
Joe: Interesting, so when an "ad" is seen as "information" then away you go. That echoes other peoples comments - if the ad is totally relevant it stops being seen as an "advertisement" and more a "supply of cool information/links" and therein lies the goal for Google ;-)